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My name is Hannah and I was born twenty-two years ago. I live in a country with more than 7,000 islands. Unfortunately, we do not have snow. I am trying to finish a degree in Clinical Psychology while working part-time in a BPO somewhere in Makati. Children are the apple of my eyes. If you see me listening to music using a headset, I'm probably listening to Jason Mraz. Philippine Literature and Historical fiction interests me. Cute things bring out my girly self.
go to neopets > change language to chinese > use chrome to translate > hilarity

cheesu:

brokenalice:

aspidernamedgreek:

vondell-swain:

bothbuttons:mt-padalecki:

GOOD LORD. A WHOLE JAR OF OLIVES

literally perfect

omg i was going to make the first comment and SOMEONE ALREADY DID

LOSES SHIT

They What the hell?

gdi google translate

LOL

Uh, it has been a loooooong time since I actually laughed out loud after typing LOL. Ohdarn when did I last log in to Neopets, must be years ago.. It’s okay, they don’t die anyway

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    The mossy rock is the only translation that wasn’t completely bastardized.
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    makes me wonder if Google Translate is making Junichi Masuda sound way more enthusiastic than he actually is.
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    “Like my mother in the past often do.” …Pfffhehehe.
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    bless this country and its language which horribly distorts everything run back through it
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    they what the hell LOL
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    “They What the hell?” Watch your tongue, Neopets! There’s KIDS HERE.
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