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My name is Hannah and I was born twenty-two years ago. I live in a country with more than 7,000 islands. Unfortunately, we do not have snow. I am trying to finish a degree in Clinical Psychology while working part-time in a BPO somewhere in Makati. Children are the apple of my eyes. If you see me listening to music, I'm probably listening to Jason Mraz. Philippine Literature and Historical fiction interests me. Cute things bring out my girly self. ISFP.

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Anonymous Asks:

You look pretty with your new hair style, miss saging.

bubblygum Said:

How about you get home soon and check out this hair style with your own eyes, mister patatas? :3

psychologystudentplatypus:

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with red, orange, and yellow alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a platypus’s face. Top text: “ “Psychology makes you go crazy” ” Bottom text: “Correlation does not imply causation”]

My response to everyone who says that to me.

PSYCHOLOGY STUDENT PLATYPUS
REBLOG EVERYTHIIING

Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS

Teacher Hannah, are you wearing a wig?

Davey

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Sample! Sample!

My supervisor told me last Friday that starting today (Monday), a new employee (fresh from training) will occupy the desk on my right side. My co-worker Ana used that desk before, but she had transferred to another work station. My new co-worker and teammate is a guy. I haven’t seen him yet but I know his name, so I looked him up on Facebook. He has a lot of public albums and based from what I’ve seen, he’s good-looking :3 I’m excited for work today HAHAHAHA. I can’t wait for him to ask me the usual newbie questions. He’s going to ask for help, and I will give him what he wants. Lol ang landi ko lang. :P

go to neopets > change language to chinese > use chrome to translate > hilarity

cheesu:

brokenalice:

aspidernamedgreek:

vondell-swain:

bothbuttons:mt-padalecki:

GOOD LORD. A WHOLE JAR OF OLIVES

literally perfect

omg i was going to make the first comment and SOMEONE ALREADY DID

LOSES SHIT

They What the hell?

gdi google translate

LOL

Uh, it has been a loooooong time since I actually laughed out loud after typing LOL. Ohdarn when did I last log in to Neopets, must be years ago.. It’s okay, they don’t die anyway

(via coffeetoffee)

1. I have a mirror in my shower.
2. Yes, I do this. Hahaha! I can’t do a lot of hairstyles, though, because I have long hair.